Mastering the art of saying I Love You to Women

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This guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.

"No thank you," she said politely. "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."

"That must be rather difficult," the man replied.

"Oh, I don't mind too much," she said. "But, it has my husband pretty upset."

HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:

How to say "I Love You" in English -- Um, I Love you?

How to say "I Love You" in Spanish -- Te Amo -- Now get me an El Taco!

How to say "I Love You" in French -- Je T'aime -- Are you ever going to shave that?

How to say "I Love You" in German -- Ich Liebe Dich -- Not to be confused with "See my little dick"

How to say "I Love You" in Japanese -- Ai Shite Imasu -- I Shite you not!

How to say "I Love You" in Italian -- Ti Amo -- Just like Spanish, 'cept switch "Taco" with "Pizza"

How to say "I Love You" in Chinese -- Wo Ai Ni -- Also known to work: "Me Love You Long Time"

How to say "I Love You" in Swedish -- Jag Alskar -- AKA "Make money with video production!"

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The Grand Master Mulit-Lingo "I Love You" List

Afrikaans -- Ek is lief vir jou!
Albanian -- Te dua!
Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!
Arabic -- Ohiboke (m to f), Nohiboka (f to m, or m to m)
Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!
Basque -- Maite zaitut!
Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!
Bosnian -- Volim te!
Bulgarian -- Obicham te!
Catalan -- T'estimo!
Creole -- Mi aime jou!
Croatian -- Volim te!
Czech -- Miluji te^v!
Danish -- Jeg elsker dig!
Dutch -- Ik hou van je!
Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!
Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!
Farsi -- Tora dost daram!
Filipino -- Iniibig kita!
Finnish -- (Mä) rakastan sua!
French -- Je t'aime!
Frisian -- Ik hald fan dei!
Galician -- Querote!
German -- Ich liebe dich!
Greek -- S'ayapo!
Gujarati -- Hoon tane pyar karoochhoon! tane chaahuN chhuN!
Hawaiian -- Aloha wau ia 'oe!
Hebrew -- Anee ohev otakh (m to f), Anee ohevet otkha (f to m), Anee ohev otkha (m to m), Anee ohevet otakh (f to f)
Hindi -- Mai tumase pyar karata hun (m to f), Mai tumase pyar karati hun (f to m)
Hungarian -- Szeretlek!
Icelandic -- Eg elska thig!
Indonesian -- Saya cinta padamu!
Irish -- t'a gr'a agam dhuit!
Italian -- Ti amo!
Japanese -- Kimi o ai shiteru!
Korean -- Dangsinul saranghee yo!
Latin -- Te amo!
Latvian -- Es tevi milu!
Lithuanian -- As tave myliu!
Malaysian -- Saya cintamu!
Mandarin -- Wo ai ni!
Marshallese -- Yokwe Yuk!
Norwegian -- Jeg elsker deg!
Polish -- Kocham ciebie!
Portuguese -- Eu te amo!
Romanian -- Te iubesc!
Russian -- Ya tyebya lyublyu!
Sanskrit -- twayi snihyaami
Serbian -- Volim te!
Sesotho -- Kiyahurata!
Slovak -- Lubim ta!
Slovenian -- Ljubim te!
Spanish -- Te amo!
Swahili -- Nakupenda!
Swedish -- Jag älskar dig!
Tagalog -- Mahal kita!
Thai -- Phom rug khun (Male speaker) Chan rug khun (Female speaker)
Turkish -- Seni seviyorum!
Ukrainian -- Ya tebe kokhayu!
Urdu -- Main tumse muhabbat karta hoon!
Vietnamese -- Anh yeu em (m to f), Em yeu an (f to m)
Welsh -- Rwy'n dy garu di!
Yiddish -- Kh'hob dikh lib!
Zulu -- Ngiyakuthanda!

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